March 22, 2007 by Colin
Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Oh – and Fox News would like you to wear a tie, please. this from The Hill newspaper:
“Men have to get it right, too. They “can’t wear a suit that’s purple,” [Fox News' Megyn Kelly] says, but a purple necktie or one with patterns is good. A blue shirt looks exceptionally good on TV — Bill Hemmer, Kelly’s co-anchor, “has about 30 different shades of blue for ties and they all look great,” she says.”
Sure. And Bill Hemmer also looks like “the frat boy most likely to be left behind naked at the grocery store during Rush Week.”
“On last Sunday’s “Meet the Press,” Richard Perle, former chairman of the Defense Policy Board, wore a blinding orange tie with a matching leather watchstrap. Didn’t work.
… And forget about going sleeveless. “I object to seeing any armpits on air. I don’t need to see that.”
That’s sleeveless for women, I hasten to point out. No-one needs to see Richard Perle in a sleeveless blouse.