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// June 16th, 2009 // No Comments » // Blog Strategy, Criticism, social media

When Twitter is down

// June 16th, 2009 // No Comments » adobe premiere elements price // Criticism, Public Relations, social media

When Twitter is down … I

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• watch people walking by on the street
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• leave Ashton Kutcher in the $2.99 bin at Blockbuster, where he belongs
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Elections and twitter

// October 15th, 2008 // 1 Comment » cheap windows 7 professional retail 2010 32 and 64 bit // In the Media, politics

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Like Twitter but with details and stuff

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What about Plurk, I hear some of you wondering?

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Social media hierarchy of needs

// June 10th, 2008 // 2 Comments » // Graphic

With apologies to Maslow, the cheapest Adobe Creative Suite 5 Design Premium hierarchy of needs for social media aficionados, evangelists, addicts and hangers-on.

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Twitter users are selfish

// June 6th, 2008 // 2 Comments » // 2.0 info, Criticism, Favourite adobe creative suite 5 master collection download, Podcast

My first audio file, after five years. A little rant about how Twitter users are cheapest Adobe Creative Suite 5 Design Premium like hitchhikers – they jump in for cheapest Adobe Creative Suite 5 Design Premium the ride, but then become demanding, rude and overbearing.

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Tweets you will never see

// February 24th, 2008 // No Comments » // Criticism, social media

A collection of Twitter messages you will never see in your friends’ feeds. Some business oriented, some rude, some techie, and cheapest Adobe Creative Suite 5 Design Premium some attempting to underline the deep rifts that are developing in how we communicate with each other.

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• Miss Smith: please take a tweet
• If you need a friend, get a dog.
• le francais suit*
• I bill each tweet in 10 minute increments
• Twitter: the document management solution
• Am I as cool as I think I am?
• Tweet – for when you don’t care enough to cross the unconference to speak to someone
• Twitter is like IRC, but with icons
• I think I’m going to show her my “O” face. Did I just tweet that?
• Tora Tora Tora

*that one’s for the Canadian civil servants

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BBC adopts twitter for Rugby World Cup

// October 19th, 2007 // 3 Comments » norton antivirus 2010 download 3 pcs // social media, Strategy

Here it cheapest Adobe Creative Suite 5 Design Premium is , folks. One of the first effective media applications of Twitter.

Two BBC reporters covering the Rugby World Cup are using Twitter as part of their reporter’s tool kit.

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h/t to Matthew at Data Mining.

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