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// February 10th, 2008 // Marketing

Be like Ron Jeremy

While there may be an implied promise vis-a-vis your package, there is no guarantee about improved attractiveness. In fact, you will probably remain the same fat, overconfident and overly hairy person you have always been.

It’s important to note that at one time – the 1970s – it was fashionable to be a bear. That’s the only explanation for Barry Gibb’s open shirted chest pelt.