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The White House press secretary has resigned, and the folks over at Democratic Underground have penned some very-not-so-flattering farewells … haiku style!

In the interests of fairness, let me point you to a previous post on the difficulties of acting as a government spokesperson.

Your fat flabby ass / disappearing through a door / don’t let it, hit you (link)

Miss Helen Thomas / outlasted the little shit / there is some justice (link)

Delighted you’re gone / Your lies no longer pollute / The peace of my home (link)

Lying’s not easy / Propaganda takes its toll / My soul has been lost

I do need a break / Spend more time with family / Who will lie for Bush? (link)

The BEST, in my opinion:

That’s an ongoing / investigation that I / will not comment on (link)